Khusbhu er moto tomar modhe miliye jabo
Sukun hoye tomar hridoy vore debo
anubhab kore khusite thakbe
jokhon amay mone korbe
dur thake chole asbo.!



Prem korle PARISHAN hoye jai
Biye korle SHARABI hoye jai
divorce dile DEVDAS hoye jai
ar friendship korle MOBILE TE BANALCE ses hoye jai.




Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear




Raat er khamoshi raas ase na
Amar chaya ekhon amar paas ase na
Kichu ase to bas tomar yaad
Jeta ek poloker jonno amar thake doore jai na.!




February Amar Bhai ar
February Amar Maayer
Eakusay February...
Ami ki Volita Pa...ri!!!




Tur Eccha Golo Ura Bayrak Pakhna Doti Mala
Dingoli Tur Jakna Keta Amni Hasa Khala
Aoporno Na Thaka Jano Tur Kuno Shokh
Ai Kamonay Bondo Tuka Eid-Mubarak.



lover Boy: darling amar kaane te kichu halka,Kichu narom,kichu misti bolo!
premika:ROSOGOLLA




Mango thake Mango Juice.
Lemon thake lemon juice.
Grameen thake Djuice.
Banglalink thake je
sms na kory se holo "Konjuice.




akoda ram giachilo bona
bahaiaa pipra asia
kamor dilo tar dona
RAAM bolilo-
SHETA
SHETA
SHETA
SHETA tokhon badcilo tar bra-ar fita.
RAAM bolilo.
LOKKHON
LOKKHON
LOKKHON
LOKKHON Tokhon Korcilo
tar bou ar dud bhokhon.
Raam Bollilo.
Honu honu honu
Honu thokhon asa
chulka dilo RAAM ar nunu.




Prem korle PARISHAN hoye jai
Biye korle SHARABI hoye jai
divorce dile DEVDAS hoye jai
ar friendship korle MOBILE TE BANALCE ses hoye jai...




Tume Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration,
Tume Amar GP,AKTEL,djuice Connection.
Tume Amar GPRS, Tumie Amar EDGE,
Tume Amar Hridoy Jore NETWORK COVERAGE




Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan, Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan, Chithi charai payra ekdin Rajar kaacha galo, Tina dakha Raaja saheb khubae raga galo, Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki? Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!




Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji kooto kichu ee hoy
Priyr baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lga galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhoon korina ar Mobile Sms




Potla-potla totti ata he,khane ko man nahi karta,Dr.:Ye lo dawai,mota-mota totti ayega,Jesi Marzi Kaat Aur KHAA....




Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear




Ai Mon chaii sudu tomi Valobasi,
Ai Mon chaii sudu tomr kacha Asi,
Ai Mon chaii tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chaii sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi!




Tur jona anta pare akas thaka tera,
Tui bolla bachta pare oxyzen chara,
Prithibi takeo lutate pare bondo turi pai,
Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mittha bola jay!!




Februry Amar Bhi ar,
Februry Amar Mayer,
Eakusay Februry...
Ami ke Volita Pa...re!!!

Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!





A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study





Banta Ki Maa-Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se?
Banta : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Reverse) Gear.





A LOVE STORY: ONCE A MOSQUITO FALL
IN LOVE WITH A HEN.
ONE DAY THEY KISSED EACH OTHER,
HEN DIED OF MALARIA AND
MOSQUITO DIED OF BIRD-FLU





I wanted to send some thing special
to make you smile but the post man said
I must get out of the post box.




A special smile a special face
A special someone no one can replace
I love u and always will
You've filled a space no one could fill




When u feel cold and warm at the same time
when u read over the same line for the tenth time
when ur heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme
and when a simple name conquers ur whole mind
then u are in deep trouble my friend u are in what they call, love.





A Perfect Gift for U today
Absoloutely at no Cost,
Non-taxable,
Silent Peformance,
Extremly Personal,
Fully Returnable
it's a SMILE from me.
Enjoy and take care




Sometimes,
its amazing how easily we fall in love
with someone who simply smiles,
talks or stares at us.
the only hard thing to do
is to make that person fall 4 us.
I'm falling for you.





If you are in a dark room,
yoU find blood everywhere &
walls are shaking
dont worry friend.....
you are at da safest place
you are in my heart....





Whenever you feel blue, I wl be there for you,
Whenever you are sad, I wl stay by your side,
Whenever you need some1 to love.
I wil always be there for you to have.





Birdy birdy on the sky droppd a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy , cows cannot fly!




In the morning I do not eat bcoz I think of you, at noon I do not eat bcoz I think of you, in the evening I do not eat bcoz I think of you, at night I do not sleep becose I'm hungry.





Im afraid to close my eyes becoz I might think of you.
Im afraid to open them becoz I might see you.
Im afraid to move my lips becoz I might speak of you.
Im afraid to listen becoz I might hear my heart fall for you.





Keep on planting good deeds! In his own time,
& in his own way, the lord will send the harvest.
Like He send U to me





I always thought loving sumone was the best feeling, but I realized the loving a friend is even better, we lose people we love people but we nevr lose true friends.





the sun had risen from the east and birds are singing happily and butterflies are around the flowerz. It is time to wake up and give a big stretch and say gud morning to you..





May be God wants yoU to meet a few wrong peopl before meeting the right, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.





the time i spend with you. I think im falling in love with you.





Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty. you stole my heartthe moment you looked at meee, call me crazzy call me insaneee every timeee my heart beats it mentions your name.





A memory lasts for ever and never does it die. True friendz stay together & never say gud byeee.





Meeting yoU was luck, becoming your friend was abundance, but falling in love with you was completely out of my mind.





A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home





I have a new camera
your snap please...
don't move
1
2
3
smile please
ready
ohho
those who live in someones heart can't have a snap!!!




once i heard dat sum one called ur name.
i luked back to seee,
buh there was no one
sudddenly i realised that its my heart beat,
remembering you.




Under the sea, there lays a rock, in the rock, there is an envelopeee, in the envelopeee, there is a paper, on the paper, there are three wordz "Forget me not"





A Beautyful Girl Goes to Skin Specialist Doctor and Asks:
Mujhey Apney Jisam Se Bohat Piyar Hai, So Mujhey Nahaaney
Se Pehlay Kiya Lagaana Chahiye..?
Doctor: Bath room Kee Kundee.





Sardaar in a Cofffeee Cafe with his wife.
Sardaar: jaldee Pee
Cofffeee Thundee Ho Jaye gee.
Wife: Tou Kiyaa Ho gaa?
Sardaar: Baywakoof Menu card Daykh,
Hot Cofffeeee 35 Rs &
Cold Cofffeee 50 Rs